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🚨Breaking news: *TRUMP ON IRAN: THE HORMUZ BLOCKADE WILL BE VERY EFFECTIVE
*TRUMP: WE HAVE MORE OIL THAN RUSSIA AND SAUDI ARABIA COMBINED
*TRUMP: IRAN IS IN A VERY BAD SITUATION
*TRUMP: IRAN HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT THEY WILL NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS
*TRUMP: POPE LEON IS WEAK ON CRIME AND IS ACCOMMODATING HIMSELF TO THE RADICAL LEFT

Who doesn't miss spending the entire afternoon at the video store browsing until finding the perfect movie?
The streaming era took away something special from us.

Floyd Mayweather represents the clearest case of someone consumed by vanity.
This man accumulated over 1.2 billion dollars during his professional career, and yet today he faces serious financial difficulties.
It’s not necessary to investigate too much to understand how he ended up in this situation.
Constant overspending and his obsession with external recognition are his Achilles' heels.
He has dedicated his life to showcasing his wealth in front of people who, with a simple Google search, can see the reality 😂
There is no financial education capable of rescuing someone with that

The Strait of Hormuz right now....

There is no ketchup. What else can you pair with French fries?

What is the first thing you think when you see this fridge full of sweets, which one do you choose?

Does NO ONE QUESTION THIS?!
They issued 5 billion of their own tokens!
And then they withdrew them as USDC through loans?!

🇨🇳🇮🇷 China is reportedly preparing to send a weapons package to Iran, according to CNN.

🇺🇸 Citibank: Bitcoin will reach $189,000 in 2026.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 The United States agrees to release some of Iran's frozen assets as part of an agreement to ensure safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz before a possible peace deal.

🇮🇷 Iran cannot fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz because it cannot find all the mines it deployed.

> Sir Brendan Eich
> INVENTED JAVASCRIPT
> CO-FOUNDED MOZILLA
> CREATED BRAVE TO BLOCK ADS BY DEFAULT
> MADE THE INTERNET FASTER
> SAID PRIVACY IS NOT OPTIONAL
> HE DID NOT SELL OUT TO SURVEILLANCE CAPITALISM
AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND 🐐🐐

🚨🚨🚨WHAT CRAZINESS:
Sweden pays immigrants $33,000 to leave the country.

🇪🇺 The EU has just banned cash payments over €10,000 and will require identification for all #Bitcoin transactions starting in 2027. In Spain, things are even worse with a limit of €1,000.
They are criminalizing privacy.

🇬🇧🇮🇷 Kier Starmer stated that the United Kingdom is working with more than 30 countries to restore navigation through the Strait of Hormuz.

🇺🇸 Kamala Harris is "considering" running for president again in 2028.
Would you vote for her?

💡 The best travel advice you'll see today:
Bring bundles of fake bills with you when traveling to a third-world country for bribes and other matters. They won't notice the difference, and by the time they do, you'll already be gone. 😂

France has begun plans to migrate government desktop computers from Windows to Linux.
Each ministry must submit a formal implementation plan before fall 2026, as part of the country's push toward greater digital sovereignty and reduced dependence on foreign technology providers.

🚨🇺🇸Trump promises mass pardons for all his staff before leaving office.
He states that everyone who came within 60 meters of the Oval Office will be fully pardoned for any crimes committed.