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Bitcoin just had its worst quarter in 8 years. 59 straight days of extreme fear which is the longest run on record.
Whales used it to buy $23 billion equaling 270,000 BTC. Basically 1.3% of every bitcoin that will ever exist gone into cold storage in a month.
This was the largest whale buying streak since 2013. Exchange reserves haven’t been this low since December 2017, the month before BTC first crossed $20k
Last time the wallets moved like this, bitcoin ran for 4 years.

Jane Street has 3,500 employees
Last year they made $39.6 billion in trading revenue
That’s $11.3 million per employee
Their revenue beats any bank on Wall Street
They announced this yesterday
The day after they filed to dismiss an insider trading lawsuit over the Terra collapse, calling it a “cash grab”
lol

Nancy Pelosi’s portfolio is up roughly 17,000% since she entered congress and now sits north of $280 million.
Either she’s the greatest stock picker of her generation or her job comes with information the rest of us don’t get. Pick one.

Buy chip stocks and chill

A month ago it was one trade. Now it’s 4.
$2.7 billion in short oil positions, each placed minutes before a big Iran announcement.
March 23: $580M short, 15 minutes before Trump paused strikes
April 7: $950M short, hours before the ceasefire
April 17: $760M short, 20 minutes before Iran’s foreign minister announced Hormuz reopening
April 21: $430M short in post settlement hours, 16 minutes before Trump extended the ceasefire
Crude dropped between 6-15% after each one.
Coincidence?

Meta cut 8,000 jobs Thursday, also left 6,000 positions unfilled.
Microsoft offered buyouts to 7% of its US workforce the same day for the first time in 51 years.
Both companies said the same thing “we’re redirecting toward AI”

What’s a good tv series I can get hooked on?

Justin Sun just filed a federal lawsuit against Trump’s $WLFI
After they froze his $107 million token position:
> co founder Chase Herro told Justin Sun to burn his holdings or they’d force a governance vote to wipe them out
> Chase threatened to report Justin Sun to authorities over KYC issues while he still had an active SEC fraud case at the time
> The reason his wallet got frozen in the first place was that he refused to commit more money to mint WLFI’s USD1 stablecoin
You might be able to buy your way out with politics but the cheques have to keep coming

Can’t get full reach unless you rage bait, engagement bait, post something racist or post something politically controversial right now.

A 14 year Karolinska study observed one man searching for a wife across 847 documented interactions with 3 matched candidates, controlling for income, education, and prior relationship history.
A: neurosurgeon, fluent in 5 languages, already owns the family home.
B: devout Catholic kindergarten teacher, bakes her own bread
C: Berlin DJ, tattoos, 3 ex husbands
Researchers logged every interaction across fMRI scans, hormone panels, and behavioural coding before reaching their conclusion.
He went for the one with the biggest tits.

When this war is over we’ll be seeing vertical green candles left right and centre. We are so close.

People are starting to care about crypto again.

Anthropic announced a model this month called Claude Mythos. Said it was too dangerous to release.
They locked it behind a vetted coalition of AWS, Apple, Microsoft, Google and JPMorgan at 5 times the price of their next best model.
The pitch was that it finds software vulnerabilities no human or AI has found before.
2 weeks later a security researcher pulled the exact bugs Anthropic paraded as proof and fed them into small, cheap, open models anyone can run.
Every single one found the headline bug. An open weight model from a Chinese lab also noticed something Anthropic’s announcement didn

Australia just recorded its highest migration intake in history
while being almost a million homes short of our housing target.