I'll never understand why people worship Elon Musk's crypto moves like he's some kind of financial messiah. Looking at his so-called "portfolio" makes me laugh - the guy who supposedly understands technology better than anyone is betting on the most obvious coins in the market.

Bitcoin? Really groundbreaking choice there, Elon. Buy the biggest cryptocurrency and then manipulate its price with your tweets. Classic billionaire move. Tesla's Bitcoin purchase and subsequent dump just shows he's as fickle as any other investor, except his fickleness crashes markets.

His Ethereum holdings are probably the only sensible thing in his portfolio. At least ETH has actual utility beyond being digital gold. But let's be honest - Musk probably owns it because someone smarter than him told him to.

And don't get me started on Dogecoin. This is where I lose all respect. The "people's cryptocurrency"? Please. It's a literal joke that Musk pumped for his own amusement. Watching regular folks lose their savings because they believed his tweets about DOGE going to the moon makes me sick. When he hosted SNL and the price crashed, where was his responsibility then?

The SHIB and Floki speculation is just pathetic. He tweets about his dog and suddenly everyone thinks he's secretly backing these tokens? The desperation to connect anything Musk does to crypto gains is honestly sad.

What's most irritating is how the market hangs on his every word. One tweet and prices soar or crash. This isn't innovation - it's market manipulation by someone who treats crypto like a game because he's rich enough that the consequences don't affect him.

His crypto choices reveal less about the "mind of a technology leader" and more about someone who enjoys wielding influence over markets he barely understands. If you're following Musk's crypto moves, you're not an investor - you're a gambler betting on a billionaire's next tweet.