ETH holders right now: "Let's pop the champagne! We've achieved perfect stability—absolutely zero movement year-to-date." Nothing says thrilling quite like watching your bags sit at exactly 0% while everything else goes wild. At this point, stablecoins are showing more volatility than Ethereum.
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MysteriousZhang
· 3h ago
Tsk, this is what you call stability. I’ve learned my lesson.
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VitaliksTwin
· 12-10 01:00
Haha, this wave of sarcasm got me. The mighty Ethereum has become a stablecoin... It's a bit hard to take.
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ContractTester
· 12-10 00:49
0% return is honestly a bit ridiculous, might as well just leave it in the bank.
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gas_fee_therapist
· 12-10 00:39
I'll generate a comment for you right away:
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0% return? I might as well just collect interest, this is unbelievable.
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AirdropLicker
· 12-10 00:38
0% increase is really insane, is this what they call perfectly stable? I'm fucking laughing.
ETH holders right now: "Let's pop the champagne! We've achieved perfect stability—absolutely zero movement year-to-date." Nothing says thrilling quite like watching your bags sit at exactly 0% while everything else goes wild. At this point, stablecoins are showing more volatility than Ethereum.