The current state of young people’s office desks:

On the left: a thermos soaked with goji berries, with vitamins, fish oil, and liver-protecting tablets lined up on the desktop.
On the right: an iced Americano, an electronic cigarette, and a packet of chili powder left over from the late-night fried chicken I stayed up for last night.
We practice the “quantum superposition health method”:
Staying up late damages the liver? No problem—chew two liver-protecting tablets, and negative times negative makes it a positive.
Does staring at the computer hurt your eyes? Change the wallpaper to green—then it counts as doing eye exercises.
Neck pain? Buy a neck massager, massage while you lower your head and scroll your phone—this is called “hedging therapy.”
Most shocking is my coworker: yesterday at 3 p.m., he felt heart palpitations and short of breath.
He took out a fast-acting heart-relief pill and let it dissolve under his tongue.
Then he picked up that cup of milk tea with full sugar and milk cap, and took a fierce gulp.
We asked him what he was doing.
He said, “The medicine is too bitter—it’s so disgusting. I use milk tea to smooth it out.”
It’s all about this: ordering delivery in the King of Hell’s palace—your life and death are decided by you.