The OGs Are Tired, the Newbies Are Wrecked, but the Game Ain’t Over. Adapt or Die
This isn’t just another crypto cycle—it’s like your favorite underground dive bar getting bought out and turned into a fancy cocktail lounge. The degens and retail gamblers who once ran the place are nursing their wounds, while the big dogs—hedge funds, sovereign wealth funds, and TradFi titans—are rolling in with tailored suits and algorithmic strategies, ready to run the table.
The crypto OGs? They’ve seen more drama than a reality TV reunion—Mt. Gox meltdowns, ICO casinos, DeFi summer fling, and the NFT gold rush that turned into a garage sale. Now, they’re hoping to see Bitcoin’s march back to $120K-$150K soonest, wondering if that will be the time to cash out like a retiring poker pro or if there’s another wild hand to play.
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But let’s be clear—crypto isn’t dying; it’s just getting a corporate makeover. The bottle service crowd is moving in, and the rules of the game are changing. The question is: are you adapting, or are you the guy still asking if Dogecoin can hit $10?
Crypto is like that wild, lawless frontier town that just got a Starbucks and a zoning board—the anarchy is fading, and the institutions are moving in. Gone are the days when a meme and a dream could 100x your bag overnight. The new game? Suits, regulations, and macroeconomic chess.
If you still think Bitcoin’s price is dictated solely by the four-year cycle, you’re like a boomer waiting for dial-up internet to connect—out of touch with reality. Bitcoin is now a macro asset, reacting to interest rates, global liquidity, and economic risk sentiment like a seasoned Wall Street trader checking bond yields before buying avocado toast. If you don’t understand macro, you’re bringing a fidget spinner to a chess match.
Remember when your Uber driver and your barber were both shilling altcoins and debating Ethereum gas fees? Yeah, those days are over. Now it’s BlackRock, sovereign wealth funds, and TradFi giants calling the shots. ETFs have pumped billions into the space, but they also turned Bitcoin into a corporate asset—less like a wild stallion, more like a Tesla stock with extra drama.
Institutional money is flowing into BTC, ETH, and a few blue-chip alts like champagne at a billionaire’s yacht party. Everything else? Liquidity is drying up faster than your New Year’s gym resolution. Many smaller altcoins are turning into ghost chains—haunted by dreams of past bull runs and bag holders who refuse to sell.
Trump’s newfound pro-crypto stance has injected fresh energy into the market, with talks of a U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and a push to fast-track stablecoin regulations. But here’s the kicker—his memecoin casino ($TRUMP, $MELANIA) became a black hole of liquidity, sucking in degen funds and leaving the broader market gasping for air. It’s like a carnival where everyone spends their last dollar trying to win a giant teddy bear, only to realize they can’t afford the ride home.
Web3 was supposed to change the world, but instead, it feels like we got a Las Vegas buffet—lots of hype, a few good dishes, and a whole lot of junk food. DeFi was meant to replace banks, NFTs were supposed to redefine ownership, and the Metaverse was going to be the place to be. But after all the billion-dollar promises, the only thing people actually use? Stablecoins.
Forget DeFi revolutions and NFT empires—the only thing crypto has truly nailed is creating digital dollars with fewer middlemen and slightly better vibes. If Web3 was a sci-fi movie, stablecoins would be the only piece of alien tech that actually works, while everything else is just concept art and fan theories.
Crypto still operates like a high-stakes Ponzi carnival, where meme coins, influencer pump-and-dumps, and overpriced “next-gen” chains (TIA, SEI, MONAD, BERACHAIN) launch with $5B+ valuations before anyone has even used them. It’s like opening a five-star restaurant, spending millions on marketing, and then forgetting to hire a chef.
For years, crypto’s Fat Protocol Thesis argued that blockchain infrastructure should be worth more than the apps built on it. Turns out, that was like investing in roads and expecting them to be more valuable than the cities they connect. While real businesses trade at 5-15x Price/Revenue, some stagnant L1s and L2s are still holding onto 150x-1000x multiples, despite zero growth. At this point, some of these chains are like theme parks with no rides—just overpriced entry tickets and a lot of broken promises.
A lot of these “innovative” projects exist purely as an exit strategy for early investors, just like the ICO mania of 2017. If a project drops with instant token unlocks and a fully diluted valuation bigger than Coinbase, congratulations—you’re not investing, you’re the exit liquidity. It’s like buying a house, only to realize the previous owner sold you the land, the walls, and even the air inside the rooms separately.
Crypto’s top devs are fleeing to AI like rats off a sinking ship—or, more accurately, like Web3 influencers deleting their “Decentralized Forever” tweets and rebranding as AI thought leaders overnight.
Because AI is the new hotness, while crypto is the aging rockstar still trying to sell out stadiums based on a hit song from 2017.
The same “visionaries” who promised to decentralize the world are now training AI models to write corporate emails and generate suspiciously realistic deepfakes.
At this rate, the only devs still in crypto are either true believers or people too lazy to update their LinkedIn.
The crypto veterans—the ones who survived Mt. Gox, ICO mania, DeFi rug pulls, and the “oops, I accidentally sent my entire portfolio to the wrong address” phase—are finally cashing in. They’ve been here long enough to know that when BlackRock starts buying Bitcoin, the days of exponential gains are over.
Just because the OGs are leaving doesn’t mean crypto is dead. Instead, big-money institutions are moving in, like Wall Street bros discovering DeFi summer two years too late.
Crypto is no longer just a playground for degens and gamblers—it’s evolving. The casino is still open, but now Goldman Sachs owns the slot machines.
So, the question is: Are you ready for the next chapter, or are you just here to FOMO into the next meme coin?
Crypto’s next boom is going to be like that one friend who used to party too hard but now shows up to brunch in a blazer and actually orders a salad instead of tequila shots. The chaos is settling down, and the wild teenager has turned into a well-behaved, investment-grade adult—well, sort of.
Crypto is getting a makeover—like the class clown who’s suddenly become Student Council President. It’s still mischievous, but now it’s got a shiny new suit and a “Let’s Follow The Rules” badge.
Big institutions are diving into crypto like the finance world’s version of the “cool kids” finally deciding to let you sit at their lunch table.
Now that crypto’s dressed up and going public, we’re seeing the Kraken, Gemini, and BitGo IPOs—they’re bringing transparency and credibility to a space that once had the charm of a high-stakes poker game played in a dimly lit basement.
Governments, once convinced that crypto was the crazy cousin who showed up to family events drunk on moonshine, are now offering to share a cab to the bar. Crypto’s getting respect—the kind it always thought it deserved.
Yes, the market has changed, yes, the OGs are tired and considering retirement in Boca Raton, and yes, the grifters are still around like those guys who try to sell you “magic” diet pills on Instagram. But hey, every cycle brings new winners—kind of like a reality TV show where the contestants keep getting replaced, and nobody ever really knows the rules.
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The OGs Are Tired, the Newbies Are Wrecked, but the Game Ain’t Over. Adapt or Die
This isn’t just another crypto cycle—it’s like your favorite underground dive bar getting bought out and turned into a fancy cocktail lounge. The degens and retail gamblers who once ran the place are nursing their wounds, while the big dogs—hedge funds, sovereign wealth funds, and TradFi titans—are rolling in with tailored suits and algorithmic strategies, ready to run the table.
The crypto OGs? They’ve seen more drama than a reality TV reunion—Mt. Gox meltdowns, ICO casinos, DeFi summer fling, and the NFT gold rush that turned into a garage sale. Now, they’re hoping to see Bitcoin’s march back to $120K-$150K soonest, wondering if that will be the time to cash out like a retiring poker pro or if there’s another wild hand to play.
Thanks for reading Rising Hashtalk! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.
But let’s be clear—crypto isn’t dying; it’s just getting a corporate makeover. The bottle service crowd is moving in, and the rules of the game are changing. The question is: are you adapting, or are you the guy still asking if Dogecoin can hit $10?
Crypto is like that wild, lawless frontier town that just got a Starbucks and a zoning board—the anarchy is fading, and the institutions are moving in. Gone are the days when a meme and a dream could 100x your bag overnight. The new game? Suits, regulations, and macroeconomic chess.
If you still think Bitcoin’s price is dictated solely by the four-year cycle, you’re like a boomer waiting for dial-up internet to connect—out of touch with reality. Bitcoin is now a macro asset, reacting to interest rates, global liquidity, and economic risk sentiment like a seasoned Wall Street trader checking bond yields before buying avocado toast. If you don’t understand macro, you’re bringing a fidget spinner to a chess match.
Remember when your Uber driver and your barber were both shilling altcoins and debating Ethereum gas fees? Yeah, those days are over. Now it’s BlackRock, sovereign wealth funds, and TradFi giants calling the shots. ETFs have pumped billions into the space, but they also turned Bitcoin into a corporate asset—less like a wild stallion, more like a Tesla stock with extra drama.
Institutional money is flowing into BTC, ETH, and a few blue-chip alts like champagne at a billionaire’s yacht party. Everything else? Liquidity is drying up faster than your New Year’s gym resolution. Many smaller altcoins are turning into ghost chains—haunted by dreams of past bull runs and bag holders who refuse to sell.
Trump’s newfound pro-crypto stance has injected fresh energy into the market, with talks of a U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and a push to fast-track stablecoin regulations. But here’s the kicker—his memecoin casino ($TRUMP, $MELANIA) became a black hole of liquidity, sucking in degen funds and leaving the broader market gasping for air. It’s like a carnival where everyone spends their last dollar trying to win a giant teddy bear, only to realize they can’t afford the ride home.
Web3 was supposed to change the world, but instead, it feels like we got a Las Vegas buffet—lots of hype, a few good dishes, and a whole lot of junk food. DeFi was meant to replace banks, NFTs were supposed to redefine ownership, and the Metaverse was going to be the place to be. But after all the billion-dollar promises, the only thing people actually use? Stablecoins.
Forget DeFi revolutions and NFT empires—the only thing crypto has truly nailed is creating digital dollars with fewer middlemen and slightly better vibes. If Web3 was a sci-fi movie, stablecoins would be the only piece of alien tech that actually works, while everything else is just concept art and fan theories.
Crypto still operates like a high-stakes Ponzi carnival, where meme coins, influencer pump-and-dumps, and overpriced “next-gen” chains (TIA, SEI, MONAD, BERACHAIN) launch with $5B+ valuations before anyone has even used them. It’s like opening a five-star restaurant, spending millions on marketing, and then forgetting to hire a chef.
For years, crypto’s Fat Protocol Thesis argued that blockchain infrastructure should be worth more than the apps built on it. Turns out, that was like investing in roads and expecting them to be more valuable than the cities they connect. While real businesses trade at 5-15x Price/Revenue, some stagnant L1s and L2s are still holding onto 150x-1000x multiples, despite zero growth. At this point, some of these chains are like theme parks with no rides—just overpriced entry tickets and a lot of broken promises.
A lot of these “innovative” projects exist purely as an exit strategy for early investors, just like the ICO mania of 2017. If a project drops with instant token unlocks and a fully diluted valuation bigger than Coinbase, congratulations—you’re not investing, you’re the exit liquidity. It’s like buying a house, only to realize the previous owner sold you the land, the walls, and even the air inside the rooms separately.
Crypto’s top devs are fleeing to AI like rats off a sinking ship—or, more accurately, like Web3 influencers deleting their “Decentralized Forever” tweets and rebranding as AI thought leaders overnight.
Because AI is the new hotness, while crypto is the aging rockstar still trying to sell out stadiums based on a hit song from 2017.
The same “visionaries” who promised to decentralize the world are now training AI models to write corporate emails and generate suspiciously realistic deepfakes.
At this rate, the only devs still in crypto are either true believers or people too lazy to update their LinkedIn.
The crypto veterans—the ones who survived Mt. Gox, ICO mania, DeFi rug pulls, and the “oops, I accidentally sent my entire portfolio to the wrong address” phase—are finally cashing in. They’ve been here long enough to know that when BlackRock starts buying Bitcoin, the days of exponential gains are over.
Just because the OGs are leaving doesn’t mean crypto is dead. Instead, big-money institutions are moving in, like Wall Street bros discovering DeFi summer two years too late.
Crypto is no longer just a playground for degens and gamblers—it’s evolving. The casino is still open, but now Goldman Sachs owns the slot machines.
So, the question is: Are you ready for the next chapter, or are you just here to FOMO into the next meme coin?
Crypto’s next boom is going to be like that one friend who used to party too hard but now shows up to brunch in a blazer and actually orders a salad instead of tequila shots. The chaos is settling down, and the wild teenager has turned into a well-behaved, investment-grade adult—well, sort of.
Crypto is getting a makeover—like the class clown who’s suddenly become Student Council President. It’s still mischievous, but now it’s got a shiny new suit and a “Let’s Follow The Rules” badge.
Big institutions are diving into crypto like the finance world’s version of the “cool kids” finally deciding to let you sit at their lunch table.
Now that crypto’s dressed up and going public, we’re seeing the Kraken, Gemini, and BitGo IPOs—they’re bringing transparency and credibility to a space that once had the charm of a high-stakes poker game played in a dimly lit basement.
Governments, once convinced that crypto was the crazy cousin who showed up to family events drunk on moonshine, are now offering to share a cab to the bar. Crypto’s getting respect—the kind it always thought it deserved.
Yes, the market has changed, yes, the OGs are tired and considering retirement in Boca Raton, and yes, the grifters are still around like those guys who try to sell you “magic” diet pills on Instagram. But hey, every cycle brings new winners—kind of like a reality TV show where the contestants keep getting replaced, and nobody ever really knows the rules.