group chats used to argue about movies.
now they’re plotting how to raise $600m to float a publicly traded digital asset treasury to acquire niche internet magic money.
everyday we stray further from the love of god.

hear me out
ai wrappers masquerading GMV as ARR is like protocols disguising trading volume as revenue
dominoes will fall
contagion is inevitable

Men yearned for martial glory
now they just want to algosurf the zeitgeist

Prediction market use cases by @TomJrSr
1. Agriculture producers: rainfall, drought, temperature, frost dates
2. Utility companies: average monthly temperature
3. Theme parks: seasonal weather affecting attendance
4. Airlines: hurricane frequency, snowstorms
5. Hotels: Natural Disaster, tourism numbers
6. Cruise lines: travel advisory levels, outbreak events, tropical storms
7. Retail chains: consumer confidence index, tourism rates
8. Real estate developers: interest rate announcements, home sales figures
9. Logistics firms: global shipping rates, port strike outcomes, export/import figures

. @Polymarket pays out $600k / month to incentivize market makers.
what do you think that number looks like by the 2028 election?

i genuinely don't think i've met anyone who's better than me at prompt engineering

me: everyone in 2025 understands crypto by now
also me: patiently explaining to a friend last night
"yes bitcoin is a reliable store of wealth but no it's not a stablecoin those are explicitly pegged to the dollar"
and this friend, mind you, built the 3rd largest dtc ice cream brand in the middle east
we are still so painfully early
ct is a small, self-referential echo chamber

i regret to inform you that not doomscrolling an hour before bed massively boosts next-day productivity
try making love to your partner instead
but since most of you don’t have one… pick a book, audiobook, music
anything but a screen
you’ll thank yourself tomorrow

new meta forming
last year: ai agent tokens
this year: dats
next up: prediction market infra coins
everyone and their mother will launch one
some will hit $1b fdv
many cross $100m
i can feel it
bookmark this

which book on @OpenAI is a better sunday read?

no babe your tokenized stocks are perfect
it’s the ones with actual liquidity that scare me

Chronological List of Core Crypto Innovations
1. Solution to the Byzantine Generals Problem: Bitcoin’s proof-of-work consensus (2009)
2. Programmable Smart Contracts: Ethereum enabling generalized onchain computation (2015)
3. Collateralized Permissionless Lending: MakerDAO, Compound (2017–2018)
4. AMM Constant Product Model (k = x × y): Uniswap v1 (2018)
5. Perpetual Futures: BitMEX popularization, later onchain (2016–2018)
6. Prediction Markets: Augur, Gnosis, Polymarket (2015 onward)
7. Digital Asset Treasury Companies: MicroStrategy, Tesla, public firms holding BTC/crypto (2020 onward)
Wha

a friend just said she has a bee farm in ct and for a full
minute i was like “damn how do ansem and cobie have
time to harvest honey” before realizing she meant
connecticut not crypto twitter.